drunk, Adj.: suffering from vision, hearing and speech impairment, with an insatiable appetite for pizza. will do anything that moves. possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering.
pissed, Adj.: Extremely generous, loud and confident. suffering from verbal diarrhea and a belief that he/she can drink anyone under the table.
squiffy, Adj.: the usual signs are a flushed face, stupid grin, loud voice and a profound love for mankind. the sufferer is incredibly deep, intelligent and insightful, but prone to giggle.
Sober, Adj.: Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humour. helpful with cleaning up, finding CDs, and lifts home. probably in need of several stiff drinks!
KRISHNA !!! 15 days left
SARAH !!! 9 days left
this is the very dysfunctional relationship that im craving for. lol. not.
so this video is the only one on youtube that does the Across the Universe cover version of i wanna hold your hand, in piano. im not smitten by her voice that much, nor by her hand movement on the keys, but this is the piano version that my mind was set to find.
Great gifts…
funny, i just had an image quite similar to this in my head the other day. they say im wired wrong sometimes, but my point is, reversing roles to see another person’s (animal or thing’s) view point/feelings might just make everything more crystal.
Drinking to get drunk is so passé—the new way to consume alcohol is in pill form. Evgeny Moskalev, a professor at Saint Petersburg Technological University has created a technique that turns alcohol into a powder that can be packed into pills. Alcohol pills can come in a variety of forms including whiskey, cognac, wine, beer and vodka.
Now, thanks to these alcohol pills, you can get drunk anywhere, at any time and security guards won’t be able to detect your stash.
i belong to a different time zone.
i just can’t seem to get my body clock to adjust to GMT+3.
i need to move back a few time zones just so i can feel what it’s like to fall asleep at midnight and not 6am :|
wow, i have so many attributes… but of course, the best of all: Co-Evil Plan hatcher since childhood. haha :)
Never in my wildest dreams did it occur to me that my best friend would become Asst. Director of FACULTY at her university (and at such a young age too!). if only they knew how you used to grind on the dance floor… ;)
Believe you me, for the weeks you are here, forget your university, we will revel whether the moon is out or not, and i shall remind you how to live! LIIIIIVE (this comes complete with sound effects, hand movements, and “the popping eyes”)
Girl, the Annanary misses you. im counting down the days to your spectacular arrival! For the first time, in a very long time, we are BOTH on VACATION together!
i used to sit on that bench (on the right) most mornings, dead center, holding a cigarette with my right hand, a book with my left, a messenger bag slung diagonally from my right shoulder, and a cup of coffee sitting to the left of my lap.
id pretend to read, but really im people watching from the corner of my eye. but more than that, im actually enjoying the weather. nothing makes me feel more content than sitting outdoors when the breeze is just soft enough to make my bangs sway in place. i love the sound of people conversing as they pass me by, i love smiling at random people walking into the building, i love watching the squirrels run across the grass and up to a tree, i love knowing that the library is just a rough 30 paces from where i was sitting.
i would sit here long enough to finish my coffee. then id slowly stand up and make my way to Humanities class, which would be followed by World Religion and then Art History. I would absorb each and everything discussed in class, because the geek living in my body told me to do so. Cigarette break between each class, said my inner demon child.
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